i am a celebrity my @rse

what a fix this is.joey bloody essex, who cant tell the time by the way is odds on fav to win?
i am made to watch this [email=cr@p]cr@p[/email] by margarita.
last night after 5 rounds of eating bollocks and @rses it was a tie breaker.
enter a sudden death glass of puke.
both golloped it down there neck asap but joey bloody essexs glass was watered down so it was easier to drink.fix fix  fix i was shouting at the telly  
i think i will be in a staight jacket soon.

tessajoe wrote:

what a fix this is.joey bloody essex, who cant tell the time by the way is odds on fav to win?
i am made to watch this [email=cr@p]cr@p[/email] by margarita.
last night after 5 rounds of eating bollocks and @rses it was a tie breaker.
enter a sudden death glass of puke.
both golloped it down there neck asap but joey bloody essexs glass was watered down so it was easier to drink.fix fix  fix i was shouting at the telly  
i think i will be in a staight jacket soon.

come on frank I would told that lass you could not tell the time to lay next to her   

haha yes your right,i am a bit slow there. 
but she should be made to cover up.proncing about with next to nothing on.i said to my margarita thats disgusting there might be older people with bad hearts watching

Wait until she gets into that Jungle shower Frank, you're gonna need your pacemaker then 

canny wait top banana

to be honest i like that one out of emerdale chaz is her name.not in a sexual way {liar}i just find her real.

Your right that chaz top draw,she has done well for here self comes from rough family them dingles . not nice people . 

its the joey essex show.
 another fix....for joey to win...
 this will turn people{who can see whats happening}
 into anti joey...
 hes already odds on to win.
 god give me strentgh

Hia
Heard Joeys X is suppose to be joining their camp should be fun

oh my god they will never be off the tv. 

please put a crocidile in joeys bed.

Joey wants to know what subterranean means, he's a clown but he can count, I think he said count.

Joey is now clown he is playing to win  brill show counting the mins to the next show 

Joey done good, 7 meals tonight what a hero  

So who would we like to win it then,
Lets have a vote 

Lucy or Matthew

Joey for  

Mathews mankini 

Mathew is now off my list 

The Burchies wrote:

So who would we like to win it then,
Lets have a vote 

Mathew to win after that shower moment 

you liked that then mark      

Not in that way  , but fair play to him for doing it.

Gotta give it the essex numptey he does have a go.

but its getting so boring   i want to see the crying yank
get on the hi wire with no sefetey harness and getting live ammunition fired at him.and a jap kamikaze pilot aimed straight at him,,,,,,,,,what a wimp,,,,,,,,
give them a load of booze,,lets see some sparks flying,,,,theres too many @rse lickers in there.

ps.my john lennon has shrunk

Kens been sorting the site out and that is the size its ended up but if you gone on it with pointer it goes full size.

happy days

Hia
I am a celebrity my @rse and what a nice bum it is  

Joe for king what a player

i even think the contestants are getting bored watching joey running the show.
and whe are they going to be more open,showing phone line results???????answer....never...because there is no such thing as the public deciding......itv bosses show what they think is the best for the show..
   get the yank on the hi wire i say.