BEST BLONDE JOKE OF ALL TIME!!

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[size=13][size=13]> >> Subject: FW: BEST BLONDE JOKE OF ALL TIME!!!:
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> >> This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these 
> blonde jokers and how all blondes are perceived as stupid So, she 
> decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
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> >> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to 
> paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her 
> husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
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> >> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of 
> paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the 
> floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka 
> and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she 
> if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that 
> she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she 
> wanted to do it by painting the house..
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> >> He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She 
> replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it 
> said...

> >> (You'll love this...)
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> >> (I know you will...)
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> >> "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
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Oi, I was blonde...................once.