A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers.
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Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen.
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She knew they had lots still to do and she became very upset.
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She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phone then used it to call her husband to ask him where he was.
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The husband in a calm voice replied: "Darling, you remember the jewellery shop we went into five years ago where you fell in love with
that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get it for you...?"
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His wife's eyes filled with tears of emotion, she began to cry softly and stifling a sob she whispered:"Yes, I remember that jewellery shop..."
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"Well," he said, "I'm in the pub next to it!"
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Subject: Christmas is coming 
