Motor-Homers
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.



 
HomePortalLatest imagesStolen Motorhome DatabaseRegisterLog in
Thank you for visiting Motor-Homers.co.uk - Sponsored By Outsmart The Thief Ltd - A motorhome club owned by its members, Please register to join us for a chat - IT'S FREE TO JOIN ~~~~~
Latest topics
» 3. Bridlington meet 1st to 10th June
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Today at 8:24

» 4. Bakewell meet, 2nd to 11th June 2024
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Thu 14 Mar 2024 - 14:20

» 5. Lee Meadow Farm Matlock, 11th to 18th June
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Polly Sat 9 Mar 2024 - 14:02

» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:16

» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:07

» New Member Hello to all
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby beerdrinker Sun 4 Feb 2024 - 17:35

» New member
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Mon 29 Jan 2024 - 19:33

» RIP Sharon Lomas
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Polly Tue 16 Jan 2024 - 21:49

» Christmas greetings
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Polly Fri 29 Dec 2023 - 21:35

» Emmisions
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby rebbyvid Tue 12 Dec 2023 - 13:36

» 6) Xmas meet at Whittingham club, 30/11/23 to 04/12/23
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Tue 5 Dec 2023 - 21:56

» Rally Group Reminder
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby KSH Tue 21 Nov 2023 - 22:51

» 2024 meets open
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 7 Nov 2023 - 21:37

» 2023 AGM details
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:14

» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:02

» Techno
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:55

» SORRY
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:49

» Birthday greetings
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:46

» 5) Haxey Quays 29/09/23 to 09/10/23
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby graham & dale Fri 29 Sep 2023 - 13:49

» New meet lee meadow farm
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 23:45

» Morecambe
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 18:58

» 2) The Breighton Ferry, Breighton Selby, 01/05/23 to 09/05/23
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:56

» 3) Bakewell Rally 1st June to 8th June 2023
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:23

» 1) Haxey Quays, 21st April to 1st May 2023
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:11

» Rally Pack
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby KSH Fri 23 Jun 2023 - 20:42

» Apologies I've deleted pics of fbook group
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Fri 9 Jun 2023 - 23:45

» Happy birthday Jolly Camper
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby John Sutcliffe Fri 2 Jun 2023 - 13:55

» 2023 - Motor-Homers AGM, time and location
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 28 May 2023 - 20:04

» Hello everyone.
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sun 28 May 2023 - 19:25

» INFO FOR THOSE ATTENDING BAKEWELL 1stJUNE TO 8th 2023
Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sat 27 May 2023 - 23:17


 

 Lexophilia

Go down 
2 posters
AuthorMessage
KSH

Lexophilia 600010
KSH


Posts : 7150
Join date : 2012-11-13
Age : 62
Location : Wherever I park

Lexophilia Empty
PostSubject: Lexophilia   Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeSun 29 Nov 2015 - 10:19

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last

_________________
Keeping Leapys boat sailing [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Back to top Go down
http://www.kenhacking.co.uk
Leapy

Lexophilia Modera12
Leapy


Posts : 3265
Join date : 2012-11-13
Age : 75
Location : Staffordshire

Lexophilia Empty
PostSubject: Re: Lexophilia   Lexophilia I_icon_minitimeSun 29 Nov 2015 - 10:54

Oh Ken !! Lexophilia 3632366159
Back to top Go down
 
Lexophilia
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Motor-Homers :: Community :: Jokes-
Jump to: