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 Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :(

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PostSubject: Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :(   Thu 14 Dec 2017 - 17:11

I will never help anyone again. EVER!!
Either I am too kindhearted, too stupid, or too gullible!!
Out of the kindness of my heart and because it was so cold out yesterday, I took a man into my home.
I felt so sorry for him.
Poor thing was frozen stiff, he was sooo cold I had to carry him in, out of the cold.
This morning he just vanished. Not a word, not even "goodbye" or "thank you" for sheltering him!! The last straw?
Then I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!
Like SERIOUSLY
That's the kind of "thank you" we get for being good to people?

Now I need to warn my lovely friends/family to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, and he was wearing nothing but a scarf.
He has a nose that looks like a carrot, 2 black eyes and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!
Don't bring him into your house! What a huge mess he made on our floor but he did leave me his scarf!
He goes by the name of Frosty.

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PostSubject: Re: Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :(   Fri 15 Dec 2017 - 12:16

Had me going there Ken, when I read that title! :merryXmas1:
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