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PostSubject: Cake for the Xmas meet   Cake for the Xmas meet I_icon_minitimeSat 17 Nov 2018 - 21:30

Right folks, we need a Xmas cake baking for the Xmas meet, any good bakers out there?

I'll provide the recipe for a good Vodka Xmas cake if someone can bake it.

Here's the recipe
1 cup sugar,
half pound butter
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1......bottle Vodka
2 cups dried fruit
4 cups self raising flour.

Instructions
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now Poo shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the fekin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the fekin cat ;o)

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PostSubject: Re: Cake for the Xmas meet   Cake for the Xmas meet I_icon_minitimeSun 18 Nov 2018 - 7:12

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PostSubject: Re: Cake for the Xmas meet   Cake for the Xmas meet I_icon_minitimeSun 18 Nov 2018 - 20:15

Hia

I've made it don't know what it's like as I'm still recoving from the LT bottle of vodka
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PostSubject: Re: Cake for the Xmas meet   Cake for the Xmas meet I_icon_minitimeSun 18 Nov 2018 - 20:29

Polly wrote:
Hia

I've made it don't know what it's like as I'm still recoving from the LT bottle of vodka
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PostSubject: Re: Cake for the Xmas meet   Cake for the Xmas meet I_icon_minitimeMon 19 Nov 2018 - 19:24

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PostSubject: Re: Cake for the Xmas meet   Cake for the Xmas meet I_icon_minitimeTue 20 Nov 2018 - 19:32

Hia
I will be bringing a bit of cakes but not vodka ones
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