Motor-Homers
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.



 
HomePortalLatest imagesStolen Motorhome DatabaseRegisterLog in
Thank you for visiting Motor-Homers.co.uk - Sponsored By Outsmart The Thief Ltd - A motorhome club owned by its members, Please register to join us for a chat - IT'S FREE TO JOIN ~~~~~
Latest topics
» 3. Bridlington meet 1st to 10th June
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Sat 16 Mar 2024 - 16:15

» 4. Bakewell meet, 2nd to 11th June 2024
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Thu 14 Mar 2024 - 14:20

» 5. Lee Meadow Farm Matlock, 11th to 18th June
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Polly Sat 9 Mar 2024 - 14:02

» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:16

» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:07

» New Member Hello to all
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby beerdrinker Sun 4 Feb 2024 - 17:35

» New member
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Mon 29 Jan 2024 - 19:33

» RIP Sharon Lomas
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Polly Tue 16 Jan 2024 - 21:49

» Christmas greetings
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Polly Fri 29 Dec 2023 - 21:35

» Emmisions
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby rebbyvid Tue 12 Dec 2023 - 13:36

» 6) Xmas meet at Whittingham club, 30/11/23 to 04/12/23
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Tue 5 Dec 2023 - 21:56

» Rally Group Reminder
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby KSH Tue 21 Nov 2023 - 22:51

» 2024 meets open
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 7 Nov 2023 - 21:37

» 2023 AGM details
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:14

» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:02

» Techno
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:55

» SORRY
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:49

» Birthday greetings
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:46

» 5) Haxey Quays 29/09/23 to 09/10/23
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby graham & dale Fri 29 Sep 2023 - 13:49

» New meet lee meadow farm
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 23:45

» Morecambe
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 18:58

» 2) The Breighton Ferry, Breighton Selby, 01/05/23 to 09/05/23
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:56

» 3) Bakewell Rally 1st June to 8th June 2023
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:23

» 1) Haxey Quays, 21st April to 1st May 2023
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:11

» Rally Pack
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby KSH Fri 23 Jun 2023 - 20:42

» Apologies I've deleted pics of fbook group
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Fri 9 Jun 2023 - 23:45

» Happy birthday Jolly Camper
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby John Sutcliffe Fri 2 Jun 2023 - 13:55

» 2023 - Motor-Homers AGM, time and location
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 28 May 2023 - 20:04

» Hello everyone.
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sun 28 May 2023 - 19:25

» INFO FOR THOSE ATTENDING BAKEWELL 1stJUNE TO 8th 2023
A chuckle I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sat 27 May 2023 - 23:17


 

 A chuckle

Go down 
3 posters
AuthorMessage
Suedge53

A chuckle 10010
Suedge53


Posts : 137
Join date : 2016-06-26
Age : 71
Location : Cheshire

A chuckle Empty
PostSubject: A chuckle   A chuckle I_icon_minitimeThu 4 Apr 2019 - 9:04

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill. 

The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. 

It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. 

There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..' 

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. 

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before. 

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35. 

Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320 

Then he gets the full house and wins £1000. 

Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000. 

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card. 

You must be the luckiest man on Earth!' 

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 ..' 

'Bugger me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !! 

Sue A chuckle 2244486845
Back to top Go down
Polly

A chuckle 500010
Polly


Posts : 5701
Join date : 2012-11-15
Age : 73
Location : Stockport Cheshire

A chuckle Empty
PostSubject: Re: A chuckle   A chuckle I_icon_minitimeThu 4 Apr 2019 - 17:04

Hia

lol! lol! A chuckle 2244486845 A chuckle 2244486845 A chuckle 372028940 A chuckle 372028940 A chuckle 372028940
Back to top Go down
Chocy boy

A chuckle 25010



Posts : 349
Join date : 2016-07-11
Age : 75
Location : Birmingham

A chuckle Empty
PostSubject: Re: A chuckle   A chuckle I_icon_minitimeFri 5 Apr 2019 - 9:27

lol!
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content





A chuckle Empty
PostSubject: Re: A chuckle   A chuckle I_icon_minitime

Back to top Go down
 
A chuckle
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Made me chuckle

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Motor-Homers :: Community :: Jokes-
Jump to: