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PostSubject: Traffic Wardens Funeral   Traffic Wardens Funeral I_icon_minitimeTue 22 Jan 2013 - 9:51
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral a Voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too F**king late pal, I've already done the paperwork."
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PostSubject: Re: Traffic Wardens Funeral   Traffic Wardens Funeral I_icon_minitimeTue 22 Jan 2013 - 10:36
WHY WAS THE REPLY DELETED
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PostSubject: Re: Traffic Wardens Funeral   Traffic Wardens Funeral I_icon_minitimeTue 22 Jan 2013 - 10:39
Don't know Brian as I never saw the reply.
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PostSubject: Re: Traffic Wardens Funeral   Traffic Wardens Funeral I_icon_minitimeTue 22 Jan 2013 - 10:46
i pressed wrong button on phone now on p.c when to press q uete
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PostSubject: Re: Traffic Wardens Funeral   Traffic Wardens Funeral I_icon_minitimeTue 22 Jan 2013 - 10:49
No problem just got an email and when I went to look it was gone LoL
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PostSubject: Re: Traffic Wardens Funeral   Traffic Wardens Funeral I_icon_minitimeTue 22 Jan 2013 - 10:53
i strugle with small keys try to stay online as much as posible to keep site rolling a long .hard when hands are like shovels
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