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Bobs JOB APPLICATION 
 
This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to Bunnings in Burleigh Heads. They hired him because he was so funny....
 
 
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NAME:
 
Kenneth Way (Grumpy (Ooops))
 
 
SEX:
 
Not lately, but 1 am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
 
 
DESIRED POSITON: 

Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?
 
 
DESIRED SALARY:
 
$150,000 a year plus share options and a Julia Gillard style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
 
 
EDUCATION: 

Yes.
 
 
LAST POSITON HELD:
 
Target for middle management hostility.
 
 
PREVIOUS SALARY:
 
A lot less than I'm worth.
 
 
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
 
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
 
 
REASON FOR LEAVING:
 
It was a crap job.
 
 
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
 
Any.
 
 
PRFFERRPD HOURS:
 
1:30 - 3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
 
 
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: 

Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
 
 
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
 
If I had one, would I be here'?
 
 
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:
 
Of what?
 
 
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
 
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
 
 
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITON?:
 
I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.
 
 
DO YOU SMOKE?:
 
On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!
 
 
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
 
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big tits and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.
 
Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
 
 
NEAREST RELATIVE?:
 
12 Kms
 
 
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:
 
Oh yes. absolutely.
 


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That one is the same Bob !!

Don't know what you mean Baza scratch
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