Letter to Santa

Dear Santa

Can Lynda and I please have new birthday suits this year


Our present ones have gone all worn, wrinkly and saggy

Thanks

  

laneside wrote:

Dear Santa

Can Lynda and I please have new birthday suits this year


Our present ones have gone all worn, wrinkly and saggy

Thanks

  

  
Dear Santa can I have a new skate board as my belly keeps dragging on the ground.

     
If u can't laugh at ur self wen can u

HIA

If you wash your birthday suits on a low temperature in fairy that will sort out the wrinkles then put them in the dryer to shrink them and hey presto they should fit.

Anything else you want for Christmas Laneside

Polly wrote:

HIA

If you wash your birthday suits on a low temperature in fairy that will sort out the wrinkles then put them in the dryer to shrink them and hey presto they should fit.

Anything else you want for Christmas Laneside

Thought the original post was funny Polly , but yours  really tickled me   

HIA

Awhhhhh try to please

Now what is your request?

I am not allowed to have requests Polly  ,Rina said I just have to do as I am told  

Wimp 

grandadbaza wrote:

I am not allowed to have requests Polly  ,Rina said I just have to do as I am told  

Well done Baza.

I want a mirror that does not lie -every time I look in the one at home I think I look no different
I met a relation yesterday who I hadn't seen for a long time and immediately thought -wow he has aged -bet he was thinking the same lol

Polly wrote:

HIA

If you wash your birthday suits on a low temperature in fairy that will sort out the wrinkles then put them in the dryer to shrink them and hey presto they should fit.

Anything else you want for Christmas Laneside

  
Dear Santa,
Please can I have a whole body lift? Pretty please!