Saying of the Day

“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.

I started out with nothing & I still have most of it left.

Counting time is not as important as making time count.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Pulling your hand out of a bucket of water, the size of the hole left in the water ,measures your place on the indispensable scale.

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday.

Life is like a box of chocolates ya don't know what ya gunna git next. "

"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away"

- shing xiong

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive ..

Make sure you see out as much of today as you may not see tomorrow!

Said by?

Evesdroppers never hear good of themselves

Tugga wrote:

Evesdroppers never hear good of themselves

Everyday above ground is a bonus

Every time I lose something I recall its a good job my balls are in a bag

Techno100 wrote:

Everyday above ground is a bonus

unless your a miner then you are out of work

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Napoleon

I love Thanksgiving turkey ... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bo**ox is it only 5 a.m'

All over now
Can spend all December with the van
WHSmith Express Greenpark is now open for business
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If you think your the smartest in the room- your in the wrong room

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

I don’t need to do drugs anymore; I now get the same effect just by standing up fast.

grandadbaza wrote:

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

Thank goodness I am digital.

Quote :

Quis Custodiet...Ipsos Custodes

Very apt for today's politicians, them seem to be a law unto themselves.

Could also be applied to some members of the police force

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

― Oscar Wilde

To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often.


John Henry Newman

To errr is human

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

― Mark Twain

You're never too old -- so put your wellies on and go and jump in muddy puddles -sorry too much Peppa Pig!

wet wet wet :\'B:

Silence says more than the written word

Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not have a hangover

Dear Santa, this year all i want is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's try not to mix up the two like you did last year, Ok

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Merry Xmas

"Xmas is a magical time"

it must be, it has made lots of my money disappear

A fool and his money are soon parted- we must be all fools - the government thinks so -opps political sorry!

Life is to short to drink cheap wine