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PostSubject: Good ol' Chuck Norris.   Good ol' Chuck Norris. I_icon_minitimeWed 4 Jun 2014 - 12:17

Chuck Norris isn't even that great. If he was so great, he would come up behind me right now and slam my head on the keybswuhowdbfoecn ejefj cjehcefj.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 30 people..................... then it exploded.

They once named a bridge after Chuck Norris. They had to tear it down, though because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves.
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PostSubject: Re: Good ol' Chuck Norris.   Good ol' Chuck Norris. I_icon_minitimeWed 4 Jun 2014 - 12:18

I was visiting my Granddaughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.....

"This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers and we don't waste natural resources. Here, use my iPad."

I can tell you this.....that fly never knew what hit him!
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PostSubject: Re: Good ol' Chuck Norris.   Good ol' Chuck Norris. I_icon_minitimeWed 4 Jun 2014 - 20:12

Laughing 

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