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whistlinggypsy

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PostSubject: Have a drink on me    Have a drink on me  EmptyTue 27 Nov 2012 - 18:30

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

A s Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer ,or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor.
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of Poo..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
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PostSubject: Re: Have a drink on me    Have a drink on me  EmptyTue 27 Nov 2012 - 18:59

theres a reason i have been to the doctors twice in forty years,bloody water.
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PostSubject: Re: Have a drink on me    Have a drink on me  EmptyTue 27 Nov 2012 - 19:37

I was once asked by the doctor if I drank plenty of fluids, said yeah - Guinness, I've never had such a dirty look in all my life and he didn't even comment, I'd have told him this if i had known about it then Very Happy

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