Just thought I'd let you all know before you get the morning papers that Adele has been in court today for shoplifting.
Judge - What have you stolen
Adele - Just a can of peaches
Judge - Why did you steal a can of peaches?
Adele - I was hungry
Judge - How many peaches were in the tin?
Adele - Just 6 your honour
Judge - Then I will sentance you to 6 days in jail
Ken - Can I say something on my loved ones behalf
Judge - Certainly, what have you got to say for her?
Ken - She also stole a can of peas
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