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PostSubject: Jokes to make you go Ughh!   Jokes to make you go Ughh! I_icon_minitimeWed 4 Feb 2015 - 7:38

1   Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
I think they were Hovis Witnesses.
 

2    After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing.


 
3  Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat.  That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.

 
4  Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
 
5   A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ..
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
 
 
ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!!

 
7   Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!

 
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   An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan !  He is making land Mines that look like prayer mats!  Its doing well!  Prophets are going through the roof!!
 
9   Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
 
10   A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, bugger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!

 
 
11   Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!
 

12    My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house.  Turns out she was a Slovak.  

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes to make you go Ughh!   Jokes to make you go Ughh! I_icon_minitimeWed 4 Feb 2015 - 10:05

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