A few more to make you smile

[size=32]Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.[/size] 
[size=32]I think they were those Hovis Witnesses[/size]
 
 
 
 
 

[size=32]After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.[/size]  [size=32]Nothing.[/size]       [size=32]Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat.  That's a lot.  Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.[/size]       [size=32]Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.[/size]       [size=32]A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ...[/size]  [size=32]Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...[/size]         [size=32]ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"[/size]  [size=32]And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!![/size]            [size=32]Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.[/size]  [size=32]Both in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka![/size]    [size=32]An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan !  He is making land Mines that look like prayer mats!  Its doing well!  Prophets are going through the roof!![/size]    [size=32]A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'[/size]  [size=32]Granny replies, S[/size][size=32]OD[/size][size=32] the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?![/size]      [size=32]Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?[/size]  [size=32]Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour![/size]    [size=32]My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house.  Turns out she was a Slovak.[/size]    [size=32]Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window.  If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in[/size]

Hia

A good chuckle

Some good one's there, but what is size 32?