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PostSubject: Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....   Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... I_icon_minitimeSat 13 Dec 2014 - 12:30

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls'.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
 
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
 
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in?
 
I told him  'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pee off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
 
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock!'
When I asked him why, he said,
 
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh Poo' cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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That's a cracker, it's the way ya tell em (Irish accent) Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... 372028940
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... 372028940 Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... 372028940 even the dog laughed Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... 2244486845 Merry Christmas watch out for those margaretas
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