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» 5. Lee Meadow Farm Matlock, 11th to 18th June
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Sat 4 May 2024 - 20:53

» 4. Bakewell meet, 2nd to 11th June 2024
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Thu 2 May 2024 - 21:59

» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Thu 18 Apr 2024 - 16:29

» 3. Bridlington meet 1st to 10th June
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 16 Apr 2024 - 16:34

» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:16

» New Member Hello to all
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» RIP Sharon Lomas
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Polly Tue 16 Jan 2024 - 21:49

» Christmas greetings
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Polly Fri 29 Dec 2023 - 21:35

» Emmisions
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby rebbyvid Tue 12 Dec 2023 - 13:36

» 6) Xmas meet at Whittingham club, 30/11/23 to 04/12/23
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Tue 5 Dec 2023 - 21:56

» Rally Group Reminder
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby KSH Tue 21 Nov 2023 - 22:51

» 2024 meets open
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 7 Nov 2023 - 21:37

» 2023 AGM details
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:14

» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:02

» Techno
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:55

» SORRY
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:49

» Birthday greetings
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:46

» 5) Haxey Quays 29/09/23 to 09/10/23
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby graham & dale Fri 29 Sep 2023 - 13:49

» New meet lee meadow farm
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 23:45

» Morecambe
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 18:58

» 2) The Breighton Ferry, Breighton Selby, 01/05/23 to 09/05/23
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:56

» 3) Bakewell Rally 1st June to 8th June 2023
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:23

» 1) Haxey Quays, 21st April to 1st May 2023
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:11

» Rally Pack
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby KSH Fri 23 Jun 2023 - 20:42

» Apologies I've deleted pics of fbook group
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Fri 9 Jun 2023 - 23:45

» Happy birthday Jolly Camper
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby John Sutcliffe Fri 2 Jun 2023 - 13:55

» 2023 - Motor-Homers AGM, time and location
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 28 May 2023 - 20:04

» Hello everyone.
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sun 28 May 2023 - 19:25

» INFO FOR THOSE ATTENDING BAKEWELL 1stJUNE TO 8th 2023
chukle for the girls I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sat 27 May 2023 - 23:17


 

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10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3.. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

10. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

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