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PostSubject: gardening lesson from Grandma    gardening lesson from Grandma  I_icon_minitimeSat 14 Feb 2015 - 10:34

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through
> blouse on and no bra.
>
> Her grandmother has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
>
> The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta
> let your rose buds show!'   And out she goes..
>
> The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and her grandmother is sitting
> there with no top on.
>
> The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that  she has
> friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
>
> The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose
> buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.
>
> Happy Gardening.
>
> Don't mess with a Senior Citizen...!!!
>
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