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PostSubject: Australian telephone greeting   Australian telephone greeting I_icon_minitimeWed 13 Feb 2013 - 10:25
New Telephone Greeting:
Wouldn't it be amazing, if this caught on,
ALL over the country...?

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO CENTRELINK"
THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES
AND BENEFITS OFFICE'

"Press '1' if you speak English."

If not, ''Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can."

Have a nice day.
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