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» 5. Lee Meadow Farm Matlock, 11th to 18th June
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Sat 4 May 2024 - 20:53

» 4. Bakewell meet, 2nd to 11th June 2024
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Thu 2 May 2024 - 21:59

» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Thu 18 Apr 2024 - 16:29

» 3. Bridlington meet 1st to 10th June
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 16 Apr 2024 - 16:34

» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May
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» New Member Hello to all
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» New member
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» RIP Sharon Lomas
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» Christmas greetings
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Polly Fri 29 Dec 2023 - 21:35

» Emmisions
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby rebbyvid Tue 12 Dec 2023 - 13:36

» 6) Xmas meet at Whittingham club, 30/11/23 to 04/12/23
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Tue 5 Dec 2023 - 21:56

» Rally Group Reminder
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby KSH Tue 21 Nov 2023 - 22:51

» 2024 meets open
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 7 Nov 2023 - 21:37

» 2023 AGM details
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:14

» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:02

» Techno
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:55

» SORRY
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:49

» Birthday greetings
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:46

» 5) Haxey Quays 29/09/23 to 09/10/23
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby graham & dale Fri 29 Sep 2023 - 13:49

» New meet lee meadow farm
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 23:45

» Morecambe
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 18:58

» 2) The Breighton Ferry, Breighton Selby, 01/05/23 to 09/05/23
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:56

» 3) Bakewell Rally 1st June to 8th June 2023
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:23

» 1) Haxey Quays, 21st April to 1st May 2023
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:11

» Rally Pack
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby KSH Fri 23 Jun 2023 - 20:42

» Apologies I've deleted pics of fbook group
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Fri 9 Jun 2023 - 23:45

» Happy birthday Jolly Camper
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby John Sutcliffe Fri 2 Jun 2023 - 13:55

» 2023 - Motor-Homers AGM, time and location
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 28 May 2023 - 20:04

» Hello everyone.
News Flashes I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sun 28 May 2023 - 19:25

» INFO FOR THOSE ATTENDING BAKEWELL 1stJUNE TO 8th 2023
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PostSubject: News Flashes   News Flashes I_icon_minitimeMon 28 Oct 2013 - 20:34

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Now on sale at IKEA - beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove.

A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related.

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.

The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night - to be fair the audience did try to warn him.

Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary)

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.

Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.

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PostSubject: Re: News Flashes   News Flashes I_icon_minitimeMon 28 Oct 2013 - 22:23

its the way i tell em.
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