Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

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[size=48]Psychiatrist vs. Bartender[/size] EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:  “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”; “Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”; “How much do you charge? “Eighty dollars per visit,”; replied the doctor. “I'll sleep on it,”; I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?”; He asked. “Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”;   “Is that so?”; With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”;   “He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”; FORGET THE SHRINKS.. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER! IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION.

Quite a lot of the script missing Bob , dont make much sense without it

Think its the way my mate in Norfolk sends them, Ken usually sorts it out when he see's them.