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PostSubject: FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC     FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC  I_icon_minitimeWed 4 Mar 2015 - 10:31

> FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ...
>
> Woman:
>
> Do you drink beer?
>
> Man:
>
> Yes
>
> Woman:
>
> How many beers a day?
>
> Man:
>
> Usually about 3
>
> Woman:
>
> How much do you pay per beer?
> Man:
>
> £5.00 which includes a tip
>
>
>
> (This is where it gets scary !)
>
>
>
> Woman:
>
> And how long have you been drinking?
>
> Man:
>
> About 20 years, I suppose
>
> Woman:
>
> So a beer costs £5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
> month at £450. In one year, it would be approximately £5400 correct?
>
> Man:
>
> Correct
>
> Woman:
>
> If in 1 year you spend £5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20
> years puts your spending at £108,000, correct?
>
> Man:
>
> Correct
>
> Woman:
>
> Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have
> been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
> compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
> Ferrari?
>
> Man:
>
> Do you drink beer?
>
> Woman:
>
> No
>
> Man:
>
> Where's your Ferrari?
>
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