SCOTTISH COMPASSION
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been f****d laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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Subject: SCOTTISH COMPASSION (Very Wicked) 
