Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: “Hello.”
Woman: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
Man: “Yes of course, ... go ahead if you like it that much.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one I really liked.”
Man: “How much?”
Woman: “£60,000.”
Man: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £950,000.”
Man: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000.”
Woman: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
Man: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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Subject: Another joke (groan). 
